Improve your life, improve your website.

Do you have a boring website? Does it lack a special quality? Does it lack high impact articles written by a modest, but at the same time brilliant article writer?

Well I may be able to help you with your shitty, worthless website, and possibly your life at the same time. My Name is Leonard, and I'm a highly experienced Article Writer, Cartoonist and Spiritualist. I can write you an article for your website that will engage your readers, who quite frankly are probably completely bored at having nothing to read on your website. I can also produce wonderful, original cartoons that will increase customers and inspire them to spend lots of money on your online store.


Some areas of expertise that I can write articles on include:

• Relationship advice (I've had many many relationships in my time - so  I know what I'm talking about)
• Basic car maintenance (mostly covering any model Vauxhall made between 1980 - 1992)
• Hedge Trimmers
• Argos Returns Policy
• Gel pens (Glitter and regular)
• How to  manipulate Google into giving your worthless site a much higher ranking than decent, interesting sites. 

So there you have it. For a very reasonable hourly fee (starting from only £20) you too could have a website, without having to write any decent content for it yourself.