Tuesday, 2 March 2010

How We Can Expand Our Services

You know, when I clicked the link to 'Cartoon and Illustration Services' on the right, I found myself in his wonderful 'Talent Free' Zone. What an eye-opener that was! What a range of services to aspiring business people - even an NHS manager couldn't do better!

I do feel, though, that we can help businesses gain a foothold in the market place by helping them to enhance the surrounding natural environment. To this end, I am going to be marketing potholes, with an exciting range of fillings.

If the road outside YOUR business hasn't got any, we have a deluxe range of potholes. Here's just one example from the exciting range we have to offer:

Fillings include custard, tuna mayonnaise and coronation chicken - but not all at once - LOL!!!

We also provide a service which helps you fill the puddles on the days it doesn't rain. Details on request.

All potholes are priced at £20.00; fillings range from 50p upwards, with a special discount for bulk purchases or if you've ordered your pothole from us.

Well, what are you waiting for?


  1. Cathy, you are quite literally potty! What a wonderful idea, but please remember to send all Cheque c/o L.Gubbins. I'll ensure that Cathy gets her money (less the £3.29 she owes me from the weekend!)

  2. "Fillings include custard, tuna mayonnaise and coronation chicken - but not all at once - LOL!!!"

    Because that would be silly!

  3. I thought that said coronation STREET chicken at first! (Not that I ever watch such rubbish TV.)

  4. I don't think you should be so dimissive of Coronation Street Nigel. It's a valuable source of inspiration for many creative people's. For instance, I'd have no idea how to draw cobbles without that excellent show!

  5. Leonard - I thought you'd agreed to keep quiet about the weekend ...! In fact, you can KEEP the first of the £20.00 notes all to yourself if you promise to be more discreet in the future.

  6. I'm sorry Cathy, but if the £3.29 was a gift, I would have said so. Yes we both used them, but it was your idea!

    At the very least I expect you to bring some glitter pens with you next time.

  7. Yep, I've started an account with 'Glitta-Pens-R-Us' in Bilston, Wolverhampton. It's got £20.00 in it, which should keep us in glitter pens for the next three days or so.

    Just keep quiet about it, OK? Or at least, fairly cryptic so nobody else realises what's going on.