You know, when I clicked the link to 'Cartoon and Illustration Services' on the right, I found myself in his wonderful 'Talent Free' Zone. What an eye-opener that was! What a range of services to aspiring business people - even an NHS manager couldn't do better!
I do feel, though, that we can help businesses gain a foothold in the market place by helping them to enhance the surrounding natural environment. To this end, I am going to be marketing potholes, with an exciting range of fillings.
If the road outside YOUR business hasn't got any, we have a deluxe range of potholes. Here's just one example from the exciting range we have to offer:
Fillings include custard, tuna mayonnaise and coronation chicken - but not all at once - LOL!!!
We also provide a service which helps you fill the puddles on the days it doesn't rain. Details on request.
All potholes are priced at £20.00; fillings range from 50p upwards, with a special discount for bulk purchases or if you've ordered your pothole from us.
Well, what are you waiting for?