Have you ever noticed that if you draw your cartoons on bits of paper, like 'old fogeys' tend to, that they drift around the place and get lost? Well, for a very reasonable price, I've come up with a truly radical solution. It will really help you to 'get it together'! Introducing ...
The paper clip! Here are some paper clips I made earlier:
Each one of these is carefully hand-painted, and one little slip such as a sneeze, or a molotov cocktail flying through the window, can destroy several hours' work. Yet I can offer them to you at a discounted price; my hourly rate is £20.00, and it takes me 32.5 minutes to paint each one, but you can have two clips for the very reasonable rate of £40.00!!! I accept cheques, but please send them direct to me rather than that conniving ******* Leonard Gubbins, money-grubbing little wotsisname that he is.
Please note: This offer is time-limited (all orders must be received by midnight of the next full moon after the Spring Equinox) and is open to subscribers of 'Talent Free' only.
Terms and conditions apply.