Well I may be able to help you with your shitty, worthless website, and possibly your life at the same time. My Name is Leonard, and I'm a highly experienced Article Writer, Cartoonist and Spiritualist. I can write you an article for your website that will engage your readers, who quite frankly are probably completely bored at having nothing to read on your website. I can also produce wonderful, original cartoons that will increase customers and inspire them to spend lots of money on your online store.
Some areas of expertise that I can write articles on include:
- Relationship advice (I've had many many relationships in my time - so I know what I'm talking about)
- Basic car maintenance (mostly covering any model Vauxhall made between 1980 - 1992)
- Hedge Trimmers
- Argos Returns Policy
- Gel pens (Glitter and regular)
- How to manipulate Google into giving your worthless site a much higher ranking than decent, interesting sites.