Thursday 22 April 2010


As promised. A stunning caricature of Angela Rippon as she appeared on the Eric Morcambe comedy show in the 70s. She was one sexy, news reading mamma. And do you know what? I still would.
...."Thanks, Angela. This is Paul Mahoney reporting live from Twatt."

It's a place in Scotland. Honestly, you people.

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  1. So would I Paul. So would I.

    Anyone else?

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  2. Umm, nope Leonard, I don't think I would. But thanks for asking.

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  3. There may be trouble ahead
    But while there's music and moonlight and love and romance
    Let's face the music and dance

    Before the fiddlers have fled
    Before they ask us to pay the bill and while we still have the chance
    Let's face the music and dance

    Soon we'll be without the moon, humming a different tune and then
    There may be teardrops to shed
    So while there's moonlight and music and love and romance
    Let's face the music and dance

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  4. Very lyrical, Poobah, very lyrical. Are you fiddling your way around Twatt, like Paul?

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  5. What do the local Twat people call themselves?

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  6. Do they ask strangers if they are 'locals'?

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  7. Nope. They're not aloud to talk to strangers.

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