I thought I'd continue his task of educating the public in use of poo; there's even an official classification chart (see below):
Leonard's skill and training in these matters should not be underestimated; it takes a great deal of practice.
Of course, much of this sort of thing has reached popular culture, such as 'What has a hazelnut in every bite?' and 'swanee river'; and one health care professional of my acquaintance has likened the Bristol Stool Form Scale to those diagrams you get in boxes of chocolates to help you identify the different centres.
These should not be confused with the stools in my garden, which incorporate ritz crackers into their seats, and will be illustrated in a future post sometime. No, the stools in this post are strictly NOT for sitting on.