Hello, one and all.
I'd like to begin my ramblings on this blog with a lesson on fitness. You see, I believe that in order to become a successful cartoonist such as myself, one mustn't rely just on pure talent with felt/glitter/gel/dip/fountain/ball point pens or various leaded pencils such as HB/2HB/3HB/4Hb. You get the picture. (no pun intended) I believe one must have a healthy mind....Brush pen. I forgot brush pens.
Now, in order to achieve a healthy mind one must first achieve a healthy body...Biro. The best way to gain a healthy body is by exercise. Running is a brilliant low cost, high impact form of fitness which eventually buggers your knees, so make the most of it. In order to run comfortably one must first purchase the correct clothing. If you're fortunate like me, you can probably pick up the correct kit for as little as £20.00. Or, if you're quick enough (this will come after approx. 4-6 weeks of training) you'll be able to nick some from the changing rooms of your local running club/sports centre. Don't be too hasty or, like me, you could be wearing a sports bra with over generous cups.
Here's a list...Fluorescent running cap. A must for fluorescent runners/joggers
Vest. A must for runners/joggers who like vests
Ron Hill Tracksters. A must for runners/joggers who want to look like complete chalk pens. (Ideal for glass & blackboards)
Training shoes. Shoes for training in. Cross trainers are ideal for runners/joggers with short tempers. Training pants are for children up to 4-5 years old. Tena pants are ideal for running in short spurts.
Energy bar. These are for runners/joggers who still need to stuff their faces with a sweet chew whilst exercising. (Can be stored neatly in the little front pocket of your Tracksters).
I have included a cartoon to support this piece. (In a separate post)
Please be aware that for £20.00 I can supply you with a comprehensive training programme to stop being fat.