As promised. A stunning caricature of Angela Rippon as she appeared on the Eric Morcambe comedy show in the 70s. She was one sexy, news reading mamma. And do you know what? I still would.
...."Thanks, Angela. This is Paul Mahoney reporting live from Twatt."
It's a place in Scotland. Honestly, you people.
...."Thanks, Angela. This is Paul Mahoney reporting live from Twatt."
It's a place in Scotland. Honestly, you people.
So would I Paul. So would I.
ReplyDeleteAnyone else?
Umm, nope Leonard, I don't think I would. But thanks for asking.
ReplyDeleteThere may be trouble ahead
ReplyDeleteBut while there's music and moonlight and love and romance
Let's face the music and dance
Before the fiddlers have fled
Before they ask us to pay the bill and while we still have the chance
Let's face the music and dance
Soon we'll be without the moon, humming a different tune and then
There may be teardrops to shed
So while there's moonlight and music and love and romance
Let's face the music and dance
Very lyrical, Poobah, very lyrical. Are you fiddling your way around Twatt, like Paul?
ReplyDeleteWhat do the local Twat people call themselves?
ReplyDeleteLocals.
ReplyDeleteDo they ask strangers if they are 'locals'?
ReplyDeleteNope. They're not aloud to talk to strangers.
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