Have you or your next door neighbour got a funny story?

Well have you? Then let me create a cartoon about it. For just £20 I will create a unique cartoon for you. It could be an amusing story about hall carpets for instance. Anything at all. Please comment below and let me know what you'd like me to draw.

I have no ideas, but more importantly I have no £20 notes - and you might have.

If you want the stick people colouring in then I will have to charge another £20. It'd be like your children drew something for you, but without having to tear them away from their Playstation Wee Wee or whatever. And it'll cost less than having children, if you don't already have them.

Example: