Have you ever wonderered how come this website is on page 34,990 on Google for SEO Marketing Specialist? That's because it's been optimised for usage of Google. And I can do this for your website too! Yes, for just £20 per key word (a key word is like a word that has something to do with your website or business that Google will hopefully find and then associate that word with your business or website) I will enter your site, and insert something very special and will get you high up.*I'm very sorry, but I cannot offer this service to those living in West Yorkshire.
Der lenard,
ReplyDeletei'd like yu to enter my site an inseert sumthin speshul, but i of not got any muney, whot shal i do?
Have you thought about guest blogging?
ReplyDeleteI love the background to the cartoon (above) Lenny. How do you get all the colours in such neat stripes. And how do you get rid of all the 'fizzy' white bits around the characters? I looked at another 'cartoonists' website and all the pictures have fizzy white lines around the drawing.
ReplyDeleteOr are they supposed to be there and it's you whats got it wrong?
Dear Tootsie - I can insert something speshul for you if you'd like! ;-)
ReplyDeleteLenny, I'm amazed. I've worked really hard all my waking life to get better at drawing, and here you are, you just turn up and produce these great cartoons. I might as well give up.
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ReplyDeleteder lenard whot is this gestblogin do yu wont me to rite sumthin on yor bog sorry blog or do yu wont to rite sunthin on my blog insted?
ReplyDeleteTootsie I would love you to write something on my blog, but be warned. This blog is monitored by the constabulary, and anything you write may be taken down as 'evidence'.
ReplyDeleteHow about a feature on illegal tea towels?
"Knickers!"
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der lenard i can rite yu a storey abowt a nadvencher i wunce had if yu like i can rite it on my blogg ferst
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